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THOUGHTS - The Only Reason Some People Get Lost in Thought Is Because It Is Unfamiliar Territory...


TAGS: thought lost unfamiliar territory
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Rick69

natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 4:00 pm
Logic isn't EVERYBODY'S strong point, Mr Spock.
Weatherlawyer - January 12, 2012, 10:24 pm
What if you thought your ancestors f***ed monkeys?
Rick69 - January 1, 2012, 12:24 am
That is true, "Faith without a base is as good as anybody's guess". Thus I believe healthy amount of curiosity and understanding is key; especially when it comes to religion.
CloudchaserS - December 31, 2011, 11:41 pm
That would explain a lot of the religious folks who go through life believing everything their religious leader of choice tells them without ever questioning him/her


MIND BLOWING DISCOVERY -


TAGS: religion deep thought
Rating: 4.24/5

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Pikeman - June 3, 2013, 8:34 am
Adam and Eve were genetically perfect after thousands of generations and misprints called mutations entered the genome God said you have to go a little farther to find mates.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 7:52 pm
Not that most people will bother reading this but, Adam and Eve were the first people ever created, not the only people ever created.
djinnyf - April 29, 2011, 5:39 pm
Both! xx
culos - February 4, 2011, 3:13 pm
Funny poster by the way, 5 Apes!
culos - February 4, 2011, 3:13 pm
I'm afraid it just means you don't have your facts right, you need to read up on biblical history (and not just what your priest wanted you to know). All he wanted was to get in your pants anyhow.....


WATCH YOUR THOUGHTS ... -


TAGS: watch thoughts thinker actions destiny
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Wurdsmyth - July 6, 2013, 12:46 am
"Think" "Think about"... instead of watch... I think would make it better...


NO MEDICATION FOR STUPIDITY -


TAGS: mental insanity voices bipolar thoughts
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

jig - January 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Schumann's choice
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:56 am
hey mao, I'll hold her for you, then you'll hold her for me, then we'll both hold her for djr :)
maoworks2 - January 30, 2012, 8:40 am
I'm In !
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:26 am
or the other way r5und... it's not clear, don't you think ? :)


ADHD - In some, it is more cheesecake then in tractors.


TAGS: adhd my own thoughts during making this
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:47 am
Haha, and I thought this one would have too long of a joke to be approved. Good for me.


RESPONSIBLE PARENTING -


TAGS: thoughtless parent child danger
Rating: 4.87/5

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crankyhead - February 18, 2011, 3:02 pm
plastic bag instead of a helmet FTW! LOL


INSOMNIA -


TAGS: sleep thoughts insomnia never hammy
Rating: 4.13/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 12, 2013, 3:22 am
You will notice by the time at when I wrote this, I have a long night ahead of me.
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 7:41 am
thanks Ice :D and New guy :D
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:40 am
Agreed. Tonight's not my night, and that awesome (creepy) ph**o won't help matters even if I tried.
ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 9:42 pm
Nice work Hamster.


A DRUNK MANS WORDS - Are a sober mans thoughts ...


TAGS: drunk mans words sober thoughts
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Budog

Hazard559 - September 5, 2011, 3:13 pm
thats the truth dude !
Budog - September 4, 2011, 8:01 am
I love ya man, yous is my besht bud dude...
mariand - September 4, 2011, 6:23 am
true word5...
ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:34 am
I'm not sure why but... 5


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


JAPAN 11-03-2011 -


TAGS: earhquake tsunami good luck our thoughts with you
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by steph1

rerun - March 18, 2011, 7:36 am

STOP. NOW. END OF DISCUSSION. One more word from RRH on this and see the hand
RedRightHand - March 18, 2011, 6:00 am
I'll talk about anything you want. Yes, the comment was in poor taste. It happens - I've read the side. But you might want to re=-read your history on Japanese agression in the 20th century - check out ra** of Nanking, for example, then talk to me
GySgt1811 - March 14, 2011, 4:41 pm
I remembered, and also remembered it was irrelevant. All prayers and material help to our friends, the Sons of Nippon.
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 3:12 pm
Wow, a geriatric troll... now i've seen everything.
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 10:28 am
Douche.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 13, 2011, 10:31 pm
Don't bring up **** from 60 years ago. We don't strive for drama here. and believe it or not we have members that weren't on the allied side. (and some that joined in a little late...you wanna talk about that?...I didn't think so)
RedRightHand - March 13, 2011, 10:26 pm
Remember Pearl Harbor now?
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 11, 2011, 11:35 pm
Prayers to the land of the rising sun and the islands of paradise
culos - March 11, 2011, 3:21 pm
Amen


DEEP THOUGHT - can be quite harmful. You might just probe a little too deep.




OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


FREEDOM OF THOUGHT - is useless without freedom of speech


TAGS: freedom speech gagged thought tied
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Xehen

Amren - August 1, 2011, 10:48 am
That's for sure. Which is why I love this website. There will be a time when this site will no longer exist because somebody got their feelings hurt. Guaranteed.
Tarapin - August 1, 2011, 12:01 am
ok...I'll start. A pretty girl, bound & gagged? That gives me a Happy
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 9:35 pm
You´re right, but I think that ain´t much better than be able to talk against Islam in Yemen, you can do it if you dare but you know something bad will happen to you... it isn´t a real freedom of speech
440wakeup - July 31, 2011, 6:13 pm
The pursuit of happiness.
rerun - July 31, 2011, 2:12 pm

OK folks, It is just a poster, no need for political commentary. Lets move along.
Tarapin - July 31, 2011, 1:07 pm
Also...people talk about how what someone else does "violates their 1st Amendment Right". That Amendment only prohibits "the making of laws that impede" free speech. What private citizens do to each other is a different story.
Amren - July 31, 2011, 6:08 am
The First Amendment only protects political speech.
Amren - July 31, 2011, 6:07 am
Might makes right.
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 12:48 am
Well, that´s part of the freedom of speech, be able to express yourself and have the certainty you´ll be safe
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 12:45 am
Thanks... advice taken, hope to make it better next time
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 11:57 am
Let's not forget that in the end, just because a person can shoot off their mouth/'arms, doesn't make them right
Amren - July 30, 2011, 11:50 am
True. But Freedom of Speech is useless without the Freedom to Protect yourself, i.e. The Second Amendment. What are you going to do when they try to silence you? Yell at them?
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 10:56 am
Poster's OK but take a few more seconds and crop the picture next time..


I'M NOT CHEATING! - I'm just looking for simple solutions to complex problems.


TAGS: rubiks cube easy way out bet you wish youd thought of that
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:05 pm

Have you seen the 2010 version? electronic
MrBlack - March 15, 2010, 10:00 pm
Funny, I broke mine apart then reassembled it. Though I remember the instructions havin things like "move this square from top right to bottom left of the top side without disturbin any of the other sides". Wtf? Batman couldn't solve that riddle.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 12:32 pm
Well done, BoR.... indeed.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 12:03 pm
Once again, Ron triumphs over the most complex problems with his artistic abilities. Well done BoR.


CALM -


TAGS: relax surf lull sharkbait thoughts
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

GaryO - October 10, 2013, 9:18 pm
Well, I just finished the spacedog, Sho, 5150 tour. I’m rather moist.


THINKING - I used to think I was indecisive... But now I'm not too sure


TAGS: i thought i was indecisive
Rating: 4.57/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 8, 2012, 1:19 pm
Thanks :D Much appreciated
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 11:22 am
funny 5L


NEGATIVITY -


TAGS: path to ruin is made by negative thoughts
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:10 am
so anyways, when do you hit the road, Aggy?


DEEP THOUGHTS -


TAGS: deep thoughts stockholm syndrome
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - June 7, 2015, 11:12 am
Good show... I guess I must now uphold my end of the bargain.


Reality -


TAGS: just a thought
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 5, 2014, 8:49 am
Thanks.
GaryO - December 4, 2014, 10:51 pm
well this is gorgeous


IN JUST THREE WORDS - I Can Sum Up Everything I've Learned About Life It Goes On


TAGS: deep thought life
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by mommakaboom

mommakaboom - October 2, 2012, 10:52 pm
I guess when life ends...I won't know that's it's not goin' on...Til then...I'll live by this lesson...Works well for me...
EmilioDumphque - October 2, 2012, 2:25 pm
No, it doesn't. One of the BIG points of life is that it ends! Get busy livin'!
mariand - October 2, 2012, 12:04 pm
jeez... Missy, this is so typical ... can't you get away of that pattern?...hehehe
MissPriss - October 2, 2012, 11:52 am
Great Poster mommakaboom your work is beautiful but I'm an odd cookie and have to ask...where DID she get those shoes?!!!!! Me wants!
mariand - October 2, 2012, 11:35 am
well said...


MUSIC -


TAGS: music thoughts pure soul hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 15, 2010, 9:29 pm
thank you
forseti - November 15, 2010, 6:59 pm
5+fav!
Hawamleh - November 13, 2010, 5:18 pm
I don't know thank you though.
MrDurden - November 13, 2010, 10:27 am
How do you keep coming up with awesome posters like this?
agdaniele - November 13, 2010, 12:09 am
That's the best way to create.
Hawamleh - November 13, 2010, 12:07 am
they just pop into my mind and i rush to the computer.. I had this thought while memorizing all the things that define citizenship.. d*** social studies exam..
agdaniele - November 13, 2010, 12:02 am
Thank YOU... for keepin' them coming strong.
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 11:54 pm
Thank you
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 11:49 pm
Very nice.


THE UNKNOWN - The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.




THAT PAIN IN YOUR CHEST... - is going to get a lot worse than you initially thought.




Random Thoughts -




NAVY TRUISM - There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky


TAGS: your thought for the day
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Airman

5150monkeylove - October 15, 2010, 10:23 am
I personally watched 2 planes go into the drink. Airman, I apologize, I accidentally hit 3 when I was going for the 5. no more early morning voting for me...
Airman - May 26, 2010, 2:15 pm
@Dive.. a lot accumulated down there during WWII.. not just our navy's.. it was well spread out
Airman - May 26, 2010, 2:14 pm
the poor geese LOL
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 1:59 pm
ROR! Owned by the resident hound!
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 1:39 pm
No. But they crashed quite a few submarines into flocks of geese!
Divemedic - May 26, 2010, 1:38 pm
So you are saying the Navy has crashed a lot of Planes into the Ocean?


HOMICIDAL THOUGHTS - never looked this good.




POTENTIAL -




HOW TO EAT A FROG -


TAGS: leap frog dirty thoughts treefrog
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 6, 2013, 9:10 am
OH, Gawd! LMFAO….dizzy now. This hit me just right. 5L


"THINK NOISY AND COLORFULLY, OR YOU'RE NOT ALIVE" - - Mel Brooks


TAGS: life thought imagination
Rating: 4.93/5

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Rudedog - April 4, 2013, 2:11 am
Young Frankenstein, greatness.


interjection -


TAGS: train thought interruption crash
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 27, 2014, 10:37 am
Lol
spacedog - October 26, 2014, 6:24 pm
Testing
spacedog - February 22, 2014, 11:46 am
This is BANG on. 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 21, 2013, 9:27 pm
Haha!
Oldsod - December 21, 2013, 7:25 am
Yesss...Unfortunately, Cynic, now I have Schoolhouse Rock stuck in my head...a mashup of "Conjunction Junction" and "Interjections/show excitement/and emotion/halleluiah/halleluiah."
GaryO - December 20, 2013, 11:23 pm
Now THAT’S a visual!


KEEP YOUR SOUL DARLING - im not looking for a soul mate just a good time




IN BETWEEN -


TAGS: thoughts and wonder
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by spacedog

lesterinside - March 23, 2010, 1:54 am
*****5L*****


3D -




bam -


TAGS: thoughts dirty ***y imagination interpretation
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - December 20, 2014, 7:52 pm
You taught me well sir...yes indeed Mr. Gary!
GaryO - December 20, 2014, 8:32 am
yes you do...oh yes...you do


LOST IN THOUGHT - It's a natural thing We all get lost in unfamiliar territory


TAGS: lost in thought
Rating: 4.77/5

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Airman - August 17, 2012, 10:58 am
and you say that right after you shoo them off of your lawn
M0rd3kaI - August 17, 2012, 7:40 am
A silver flute is nothing without a tune... even though you're out of tune... quite a bit... ear bleedingly out of tune... You still have a better tune than most.
rerun - August 16, 2012, 10:06 pm

Some people say I have let myself go, I just say I have added character in my golden years.
M0rd3kaI - August 16, 2012, 8:57 pm
I think I used a picture of you in your younger days too
rerun - August 16, 2012, 8:23 pm

Happens to me everyday.
M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 3:54 pm
Oh... well in that case I'll have to say: Sorry For Party Rockin'
Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 3:49 pm
It would be "Hammertime" except for this minor inconvenient fact: You Can't Touch This!...
M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 3:43 pm
Hahaha, didn't notice that either... until just now, although somewhat out of rhythm... "It's Hammertime!"
Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 3:37 pm
Nah, it's good... Besides, I just noticed both of our avatars are wearing sun-glasses... And groovin' out...!
M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 2:52 pm
......... bugger... and I did the research to see if this one was not already made... oh well, slightly different wording and a different pic can get you far XD thanks
Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 2:19 pm
He he he, Kai, I knew I would rub off on you... You are taking after me... #146227... He he he... ;D


THE LAST THOUGHT -


TAGS: last thought
Rating: 4.7/5

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gas - July 21, 2011, 4:38 am
thanks :)
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:45 pm
5 fresh pairs.


ENABLE THE NEEDY -


TAGS: deep stair thoughts
Rating: 4.69/5

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Bull - May 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
made that trip more than once.


MY FIRST INTELLIGENT THOUGHT - Eww excuse me...just another brain fart.




JUST A THOUGHT - When you give a donkey a shot, is the needle a pain in the ass?


TAGS: donkey thought vet
Rating: 3.82/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:24 pm
wishful thinking?
ICEMAN - October 1, 2010, 8:21 pm
Naw, all you get is a drunk donkey - and Moooooooooooooo excited.
rerun - September 25, 2010, 6:30 am

nice


SELF-EXPRESSION -




Articulating Dissent -


TAGS: dissent freedom thought anarchy compensation
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - July 27, 2014, 10:35 pm
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - July 27, 2014, 8:18 am

real nice mr greybeard


Loose Change -


TAGS: loose change coins pennies are for your thoughts they don t really listen to
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:31 pm
When the value of a dollar was defined as one twentieth of an ounce of gold a penny was worth something.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 20, 2013, 6:25 pm
Tried the train thing before, but not the slingsh**.... yet.
Silverheart - June 20, 2013, 6:15 pm

Pennies make decent slingsh** ammo. Also, stacking a penny on a nickle and having a train run over both of them is kinda cool.


PERSPECTIVE - Sometimes, the only opinion that matters is your own.




HOME SCHOOLING -


TAGS: 102 3 on nhl 94 though and he will never take that away from me
Rating: 4.15/5

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CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:12 pm
LMAO! i beat my old man that bad when i was younger. he never played again


MERRY CHRISTMAS! - I hope it's the right size.




THOUGHT - A thought is like a knife: you can use it to butter a slice of bread or to cut your throat. Strangely, most people prefer the second option.




MILEY - Following in the great traditions of all those that have gone before her.




FLOWER POWER -


TAGS: hippie day blah thoughtful coward
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:16 pm
And this is back when there weren't tazers!


ART - Unfortunately, It Imitates Life




THE END - Everything has an end... even if it's not the end as you thought about...


TAGS: end thought everything
Rating: 4.74/5

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mariand - July 19, 2011, 7:32 pm
correction approved... thanks
rerun - July 19, 2011, 7:29 pm

Home run, 5L


TRIBUTE TO THE PEOPLE BEHIND -


TAGS: tribute people behind scenes thought
Rating: 4.38/5

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motifayk - August 22, 2011, 2:30 am
Wanted to say this. Ph**os are from an ad campaign by a German job website jobsintown which says life is too short for the wrong job. Saying because I feel that the collage of about 7 pics looks very confusing. Look closely :-)


LEAVING - The worst part is wondering if anyone will bother to miss you when you're gone




PREJUDICE -


TAGS: a preconceived attitude opinion or feeling usually negative formed without adequate knowledge thought or reason
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 2:32 pm
lol. i just found multiple demotivational poster of this image running the same theme, something kicked in and i decided to do the opposite and play around a bit.
Sean - March 20, 2010, 2:16 pm
Uhmmm, I'll go with: deer poo is exempted from the law of gravity, for some reason not addressed by the text of the poster(?).


WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!! - CUZ. I'd really like to thank him/her and Tell them good looking out.




LAZINESS FAIL - ...On second thought, I think it's a win




CAN AN ATHEIST -


TAGS: just a thought
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Widow9669 - July 5, 2010, 11:57 pm
The answer is "NO". There is no 'Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick' Insurance.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 6:25 pm
That and i love saying Begot, begat, begot, begat.....
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 6:24 pm
That didn't go over your head...I was beginning to wo0nder if anyone got that!
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 6:23 pm
If you took all the folklore and contradiction out or the bible that'a all it would say...begot, begat, begot, begat.........
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 3:17 pm
...one question begets sooo many more.
Ed-Hyde - August 24, 2009, 2:51 pm
Crap, I five'd my own picture off the home page. :(
Ed-Hyde - August 24, 2009, 2:32 pm
If Atheism IS Insurance against 'Acts of God' do Insurance companies change that to 'Acts of 'Yer f***ed''?
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:04 pm
Atheism IS insurance against "acts of god".
DrEvo82 - August 24, 2009, 2:01 pm
"If your face was square, any razor would do."


Cremation -


TAGS: cremation thoughts options death fire
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

steve1961 - July 7, 2013, 1:50 pm
Don't forget Vikings...(The ones NOT from Minnesota.)
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 12:54 pm
Buddhism, Hinduism, Jainism and Sikhism mandate cremation. These aren't tribal religions. Also the Han Chinese are required to cremate by communist law in China.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:19 pm
For some reason your comment made me want to go pick up some fried chicken? Have no idea why...teehee. Thanks ghoul.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:17 pm
I do know that throughout history for many native tribes and clans, cremation was and still is the norm for burial rites.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:15 pm
Ah a fellow member inspired by the slightly weird and morbid...glad to know I'm not the only one. Thanks crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:53 pm
Awe5ome, Priss. It actually inspired me to make one I've been working on for a while. Didn't know how to word it, oddly enough, till now. bwahaha!
motifayk - July 5, 2013, 9:34 am
Some religions do it as a standard practice, I believe.
falloutghoul - July 5, 2013, 9:22 am
And roa5t in5ide it.


Hidden -


TAGS: i searched the world over and i thought wrong
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Oldsod - March 30, 2014, 8:58 pm
Gawd...I'm at teh age now where if I don't put stuff in the same place each time (usually cargo pockets), I'll never find it. 5'd and Faved!
MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:07 pm
A 5L Greeny for not mentioning the time I managed to lock all 3 keys in the car, with it running and of course locked. Dammit, did I just type that out loud?
Airman - March 30, 2014, 1:26 pm
a great way to annoy others is to find your car in a big parking lot by hitting the panic b***on on your remote
spacedog - March 30, 2014, 11:41 am
Ha! Keys are the worst. Well except for the one time I couldn't find the car. Lost my 5hit that day.


Thought of the Day -




Advice -


TAGS: thoughts words alone people
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:23 am
kinda like smoking pot...you gotta start carrying a recorder around with you...teehee
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:21 am
Aw, thanks ma'am.
GaryO - March 11, 2014, 7:58 pm
and that's a really savory alone time...wish I could just remember those words
lgvernon - March 11, 2014, 12:48 pm

Gorgeous, Prissy. Simply gorgeous. 5L


Better Silent & Thought a Fool -




Ummm -




Bizarre Trivia -


TAGS: *** and the city secret life american teenager condoms is not the gift where it s just the thought that counts you actually have to use them
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:57 pm
And if I was, lol, I was framed! Framed most likely by the missus herself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:56 pm
Lol! No way, man. It's the wife's shows, I can hear it from the other room. Anytime I hear either theme song, I get out a piece of leather and bite down on it and go into convulsions. I wouldn't be caught dead watching any of this.
Cannabal - May 16, 2014, 1:00 pm
Cynic, buddy, I luv ya, I really do, but I think you need to stop watching all of these TV shows, man. You need a hobby like stamp collecting or stalking, so long as it's not this, man.


A Matter of Time -




Killing time -


TAGS: parody garyo deep thoughts vegging
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - August 31, 2014, 9:05 pm
HAH! 5L/fav
MissPriss - August 30, 2014, 10:44 pm
Dog! I thought it was one of the old, er, senior farts creations until I scroll down and saw your name...too funny


WIND -




COLD -


TAGS: ran great for awhile though
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Iconoclast - November 20, 2010, 11:25 pm
Beautiful picture!!


SEAN'S MOTIFAKES - don't just happen there's a process


TAGS: it takes some thought
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sean - March 27, 2014, 9:39 pm
And that ain't it. What you there is my post post routine! So there!
GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 1:59 pm
BaZinga!! 5L


Decisions -




AFTER THE STORM -


TAGS: deep thoughts sorta
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - November 4, 2012, 12:31 am
Thank you Mr Mao. Rick offered up this gorgeous pic, and I see Greeny took advantage too, only his is...…better….as usual…bastard
maoworks2 - November 3, 2012, 5:52 pm
Good One Woof 5L Keep Them Coming Ha Ha Mao.
Greeny - November 3, 2012, 3:08 pm
Here comes the Lipstick!
GaryO - November 3, 2012, 8:15 am
Emilio, Emilio…you know not with whom you instruct? I was happy with legibility……I……I….….I…….feel a leg hump coming on….hold still
EmilioDumphque - November 3, 2012, 3:00 am
Point of typesetting etiquette: Don't leave an "orphan" at the end of a line. (That lonely "I".)


CURIOSITY -


TAGS: museum statue idle idol thoughts
Rating: 4.54/5

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FatherTyme - June 24, 2011, 5:50 pm
Aggie, sounds to me like you speak from experience :)
agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 8:56 am
Ain't it the truth!


A GREAT DEPRESSION -


TAGS: trust me on this dudes and dudettes this is very funny and will change the world though maybe not for the better
Rating: 4.53/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 12:16 am
PM?...Prostate massage?, Thank god for that.
Sean - March 19, 2011, 12:09 am
PFS? Penile Flacidity Syndrome? All right. Who blabbed? Somebody's never getting another PM from me, that's for sure.
narcinvestigator - March 18, 2011, 9:32 pm
PFS
Haarakkon - May 11, 2010, 9:15 am
Ah hahahaha! Ha! YES!!!
Bennyhannah - April 23, 2010, 1:01 am
To be fair, the portion of the ship that is still above water still has power. It's okay to sink to your death so long as you can see the flood coming.


THE RIGHT TRACK -


TAGS: my train of thought derailed
Rating: 4.48/5

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Derek - March 8, 2010, 2:54 am
Great
rerun - March 7, 2010, 10:36 pm

that is pretty deep thinking there Haar


Border Fencing -


TAGS: border fencing deterrent we thought
Rating: 4.46/5

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GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:16 am
Love the twist


YOUR FIRST MONTH ON MOTIFAKE - Ah, I remember it well


TAGS: although veggie hit the ground running
Rating: 4.18/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 12:48 pm
LMAO!
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 4:55 am
Outstandingly excellent sir! 5L FTW!!


LOGICDUDE RULES -


TAGS: you thought i meant something else eh ld
Rating: 4.13/5

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camden - March 25, 2010, 7:54 pm
1. but we want him to multiply 2. okay, i dont like light either 3. oh come on its not like he'll be too bad
Motifake Wit Liberation F - March 14, 2010, 3:37 pm
He's daddy to lots of people, at least the test results say so.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 3:15 am
LogicDude is my daddy.


CANADA - Not as popular in his home country as he'd have you believe...


TAGS: he s got a great personality though
Rating: 4.12/5

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booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:36 pm
@ canada XD sorry missread what you wrote as "silver bandaid" XD
CANADA - February 26, 2010, 8:55 pm
d***! missed a double in the 11th. I guess silver aint bad
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 3:27 pm
It's not very PC to call them Japs...
ginganinjaspy - February 26, 2010, 3:10 pm
This is GBR vs. Jap....
LogicDude - February 26, 2010, 2:16 pm
Don Rickles would call you a Hockey Puck for that pun...then he'd give you 5L!
CANADA - February 26, 2010, 1:51 pm
LMFAO!!! the fellow Canuck knows!
Sean - February 26, 2010, 12:55 pm
Ignore them, Canada. After all, if it were any WIDER than that, you'd never be able to talk your way in through the OUT door, if you know what I mean.
Jmac0585 - February 26, 2010, 12:10 pm
Then again, if I had a chick that h** "in the know," I still win.
Jmac0585 - February 26, 2010, 12:09 pm
The other caption I had was "he's not as "BIG" in his country as he'd have you believe." That was probably better.
GreyScorpion - February 26, 2010, 12:06 pm
WOOT!! 5L
thatonechick - February 26, 2010, 11:27 am
Yeah, it did. I just opened a new tab to see if it was in the Latest Comments, and sure 'nuf... But I digress. 5L
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 11:20 am
Great poster BTW...
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 11:19 am
Did it do the same for your comment?
thatonechick - February 26, 2010, 11:13 am
Ooh! Did it work? Queue shows it's still loading. LoL


OBSTINATE -




THATONECHICK - oh, Queen eh, very nice An' how'd you get that eh? By exploitin' the workers


TAGS: i thought we were an autonomous collective
Rating: 3.9/5

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GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 12:07 pm
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, ThatOneChick, was to carry the BanHammer. THAT is why I am your Queen...5 mandate from the masses
thatonechick - January 22, 2010, 11:25 am
Definitely a monarchy. Actually, a matriarchy.


BUNNY -




A PSA FROM MOTIFAKE.COM - In oder to tell if a grenade is indeed activated hold it closely to your ear, if you don't hear a ticking noise You are safe.


TAGS: really though we do need to advise against this
Rating: 3.44/5

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R.S.Jake - February 8, 2010, 11:33 am
@jn1oo - You probably talk to the TV and try to correct Looney Tunes cartoons too huh? "Rabbits don't talk! Arrrggghhhh!"
aerofiend - February 7, 2010, 11:11 am
Swing and a miss
jn1oo - February 7, 2010, 4:43 am
grenades don't tick, they have a fuse...


RANDOM ENCOUNTERS -


TAGS: another poster found elsewhere that i thought would fit in here
Rating: 3.43/5

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SnifflingDarK - May 2, 2011, 2:18 am
Is not a Magic The Gathering card?
Arnaldo - November 15, 2009, 4:35 pm
smart
darkendangel - October 10, 2009, 3:50 pm
love it. epic pic too
Treehodger - October 10, 2009, 12:20 am
ftw


ONE NIGHT AFTER A POKER GAME -


TAGS: mooooooooooooooooooo and thetrasheap thought it was a bunny
Rating: 3.38/5

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spacedog - September 30, 2009, 6:22 pm
Nice.
BoneCD - September 30, 2009, 4:22 pm
XD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 4:18 pm
No...Just another crazy Canadian.................www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ERDL0BxRXQ
BoneCD - September 30, 2009, 4:05 pm
we're not talkin' the Red/Green show are we?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 4:00 pm
Tom Green does a decent rendition of Moose CPR.
BoneCD - September 30, 2009, 3:43 pm
I've never seen Moose CPR there Mooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 3:28 pm
If I put Jamesons in the bong....technically I'm doing both at the same time.....5


PRE-INTERNET PREDATORS - Not very subtle but equally as dangerous just the same.




SELF DISCOVERY -




SHARING -




CHILDHOOD DREAMS -


TAGS: i know you can hear my thoughts boy meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow assignment for october 28 dreams
Rating: 3.05/5

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Chopperliscious - October 28, 2009, 12:51 am
What ags said.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 12:31 am
Excellent. Simply excellent.


YOU'RE DARED -




YODA -


TAGS: produceman117 has left us perhaps for good that fills me with woe star wars cheers me up though cabbage head
Rating: 2.89/5

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Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 6:21 pm
Thanks...the pixies will be happy to hear that. It's good to know everyone misses Produce. Maybe this will inspire him to come back...one day.
MO - November 21, 2009, 6:16 pm
Back to Bart. I'm pullin your leg about the cabbage line. Great poster and very appropriate. Looks just like cabbage. Pixelated cabbage! Hiyo!!! 5L
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 6:05 pm
Just stating the facts
MO - November 21, 2009, 6:03 pm
Oh ok. 'Casue like 10 minutes ago when you stated "I still have not been told the reason why he left" I kinda figured.....
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 5:57 pm
Not my business to know
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:54 pm
@ Dre- Mooooo seems to know the deal with the departure of 117. Maybe if you yodel at him he'd share. Cows love yodleing. And ricola! Oh, and jamesons.....
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:52 pm
A delightful thought!!!!
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:51 pm
Well you'll be missed. Don't know that you'd actually miss anything though. (there's no liquor at the momma mo's house) Although she can cook like the wiiind. Mmmmmmmmmm homemade salsa for your quesadilla!!!
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:47 pm
Otherwise, I'll enjoy a dinner with my parents. And having a cuban girlfriend, I'll probably end up eating a turkey quesadilla, too.
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:46 pm
Ummmm huh? I was just referencing the fact that cabbage was brought up in my bye bye to the produce dude. And I got mad jump skillz. see watch....... ......
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:45 pm
Sorry, I can't make it, MO... please apologize for me.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:44 pm
I did not steal this and how the Hell do you keep comment jumping me? Are you the Matrix or are you using the force?
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:43 pm
Comment jump. Sorry, MO. I was referring to Dre's question as "the question." lol
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:43 pm
Bart stole the cabbage line form my forum post......get you I will.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:42 pm
That's the question, man. That's why I can't find closure. T-T
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:42 pm
Doin fine aggster. Although my weekend is sh** since I'm at work catching up on crap so I can get the flop on down to see moms for Thanksgiving. You?
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 5:41 pm
I still have not been told the reason why he left
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:41 pm
No, I simply endorsed it. jk The caption actually conveys a different and quite subliminal meaning...mysterious.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:40 pm
Did you just explain your poster caption? LOL!
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:39 pm
Dude, in these dark, we must remember one thing...doesn't Yoda's head TOTALLY look like cabbage!? Force choked I will be.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:39 pm
Great, thanks... how are you doing, MO?
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:37 pm
Come back he will. For the farce is strong with that one. mmmmmmmmmmm....
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:30 pm
ok......... hahahahaha!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 5:29 pm
Aaaaaaaand.......NOW!
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:27 pm
Starting when?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 5:24 pm
And exercising his malamutes. LONG LIVE HILARITY!!!!!!
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:22 pm
We can only hope he exorcizes the demons... so we can get back to exercizing his demons.
CANADA - November 21, 2009, 5:22 pm
just checked, he was here @8:30 this morning too!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 5:21 pm
He was awesome, But he had good reason for leaving.....let's just let it go guys.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:19 pm
Was he? I thought he just posted that thread...announcing that he could no longer stay here for reasons no one understands. It's a real shame. His posters were great. He was ten times better than the traditional new guy.
CANADA - November 21, 2009, 5:12 pm
he was on again last night


WHERE ARE MY BOOTS ITS GETTING MIGHTY DEEP -


TAGS: creativity thoughtfulness imagination patience missing
Rating: 2.86/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:25 pm
Dich**omy: If you hover the mouse on its left arm it looks like it's giving you the finger. If you hover the mouse over the left leg it looks like it is standing on a condom. Decisions, decisions...


Hmmm ... -


TAGS: athiests thoughts
Rating: 2.7/5

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Goatboy - June 3, 2013, 1:21 pm
The symbol that is the swastika is over 3,000 years old and predates the Christian cross as a religious symbol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 3, 2013, 1:07 pm
Hmmm, I sense a pattern as well. For all this religion is covered in innocent blood, and shielded behind a stench of piety.


MURDER VICTIMS - Usually know there killers.




OBAMA - THIS IS NOT THE ____ I THOUGHT I KNEW -




BONECD -




IGNORANCE -


TAGS: jfk quote ignorance thought poster
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - March 21, 2016, 2:04 am
Up yours, yes it is


Dirty Laundry -


TAGS: thoughts
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 7, 2015, 7:27 pm
They don't make bleach that strong! 5L
GaryO - January 7, 2015, 6:59 pm
exactly
concern3 - January 7, 2015, 3:57 pm
funny 5er


Sometimes -


TAGS: i have these thoughts
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 20, 2015, 3:27 am
no argument, could be, I have no idea, thus no ref or quote (Jack Handy is wunna my heroes, however)
EmilioDumphque - November 20, 2015, 1:53 am
(ahem) -Jack Handy


Pregnancy -


TAGS: sign car thoughtless
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 1:23 am
ooooo Ashy, you been trampin'? Use a rubber when it rains, silly! LOL! 5L!


March 21st calendar -


TAGS: just because i can thought process what were you thinking
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 22, 2016, 12:53 pm
Think we've all had a moment like this once. AKA brain fart. Thanks dizz
mizzdizz - March 22, 2016, 1:48 am
Choke, sputter, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Guilty as charged, Prissy! ^!!!!!
MissPriss - March 21, 2016, 7:43 pm
Thanks 'cern
concern3 - March 21, 2016, 7:17 pm
You nailed it, UP yours


If i were you -


TAGS: small girlfriend thought holiday vacation
Rating: 5/5
spacedog - November 23, 2015, 6:47 pm
BWAHAHAHAHA!


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